Never Whistle While You're Wizzing
Otherwise known as Little Deluded Dupes.
If you don't believe me, look at the back of a dollar
bill.
Sometimes, you may get
paid for baking chocolate chip cookies or even watching the head TA play
hockey--but we'll leave it to you to figure out how to finagle the head
TA into letting you do that.
In honor of
Josh Koppelman, who claims to have taken a lot of people's hours on
demand.
At least,
until we get the LA baseball caps.
At the beginning of the term, some will put
their own name instead of the machine name on the queue. Straighten
them out.
You may resort to drawings, in
which case the Sacred Chao symbol could be used, or to obscure signs of
the sort "Anyone who uses the queue while it's off will be beheaded.
THE MGT."
Actually, it would be
nice if someone would extend it to be even more of a feature.
You are more trustworthy than all the Buddhas and
sages.
Whadya know? By the way, the Law of Fives also
applies: go ahead and count the number of chapters within this very
document and the number of subsections within this particular section.
You can find out more about dosls,
doscp(1), and so on by typing M-x manual-entry RET
doscp(1) RET, for instance. The floppy device is /dev/rfd,
so, for example, to copy the file `foo.scm' to a floppy, you would
use doscp foo.scm /dev/rfd:/foo.scm
In other words, bring the end of
the world closer.
Some of the flakier circuit breakers might not change
their appearance when tripped. Go ahead and turn the breaker on in the
manner described below, but only after making sure it is indeed the
right one--i.e., if there is one next to it that appears tripped, maybe
you got the wrong number in step 1.
I guess, the best analogy is "The customer is always
right."
Or 42, or 23 Skidoo, or anything else you find amusing.