Actually, none of these are proper Haikus since none mention a season of
the year.  They are, more properly, called Senryu, which is also a 5,7,5
non-rhyming poetic form but, rather than seasonal, are often satirical or
suggest comedic irony.

(My thanks to Chie Mitsui [c-mitsui@super.win.or.jp] for pointing this out.)

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Haiku #0:

 Five syllables here
 Seven syllables this line
 Five more here: Haiku!

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Haiku #1:

 Lambda Calculus
 The quintessence of hacking
 Recursion nature

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Haiku #2:

 Yelping liberals
 Flaming special interest groups
 You should all be shot

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Haiku #3:

 Haiku USA
 Low coup USSR
 USSR not

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Haiku #4:

 Picard on the bridge
 Riker, Worf, and Data too
 Where the hell is Spock?

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Haiku #5:

 Yo! Save the planet
 For future generations
 So _they_ can waste it

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Haiku #6:

 Pigs will never fly
 Chickens will never have lips
 Androids never fart

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Haiku #7:

 Was mich nicht to:tet
 Ha:rtet mich ab. Das ist gut.
 Wollen sie ein bier?

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Haiku #8:

 A keg o' fresh beer
 John and John and Lenny's place
 Music and good friends

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Haiku #9:

 Smell the stale spilt beer
 Kiss the white porcelain god
 Feel your throbbing brain

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Haiku #10:

 Dr.Seuss rests now
 He gave us many young smiles
 He lives in our hearts

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Haiku #11:

 Beings do not _do_
 Beings just _be_ in-the-world
 That's ontology!

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