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Copyright (C) 1992 Massachvsetts Institvte of Technology
Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science.
Permission is granted to distribute verbatim copies of this manual
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As you might've guessed from the title, the author of this document has
been recently exposed to a very dangerous, mind-disturbing lloigor of a
book, co-authored by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. Thus, some of
the references in this manual will appear slightly amusing to the
illuminated ones and obscure to the mehums (see what I mean?). As a
matter of fact, most of it is plain gibberish, so don't let the silly
remarks distract you into ignoring the serious and important stuff
contained in the manual. (What can I say? Writing an LA manual, of all
things, is such an unilluminizing experience that you almost have to
introduce a factor which makes it worthwhile. Just be grateful I did
not employ the writing style of the authors of "The Illuminatus!
Trilogy.") For what it's worth, though, I hope I've intimidated you
into reading the book, and I also hope this manual proves to be useful
otherwise, as a guide to being a successful Fnord! Lab Assistant.
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